TC the Terrible NOW Saber Squelch

I do miss the amusing things that white-trash rednecks do for fun.   Like cooking off beer kegs just for the hell of it.

My buddy Todd from Tulsa send me the link and is in process of nominating these clowns for the Darwin Awards.  I don't think they qualify since no one actually died from the exploding keg.  They do qualify as certified dumb shits since they were wasting beer in such a dramatic fashion. 

I mean who in their right mind would cook off a keg that still had beer in it?  Unless it was Coors Light, or some other fag-ass beer like that.  Then it would be okay, but only if they stole it.  Because no one would want proof that they actually spent money on Coors Light.  That would be almost as bad as admitting that you enjoyed the musical stylings of N'Sync.

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I know this is so yesterday’s news, but I couldn’t pass it up.

There is now a doctor in the District that’s doing after market work on ladies’ feminine parts. Part of his pitch is that he can tighten things up after child birth, or in case a woman is simply too big down there. Hell, everything I ever heard before made it sound like a vajay-jay is pretty much self correcting in that respect. And why the hell would anyone want their hyman back? If you’re over 25 nobody is expecting you still be pure and chaste.

Here’s the best quote from the article:

“And for most women, losing their virginity was not the most pleasant experience.”

I swear this sounds like a bad episode of South Park.