I know it’s old news, but I’ve been out of town so forgive me for being behind on my slut news.

Britney is going to rehab, and taking her kids. Wait, she’s out already. Clearly her drug problem was with milder drugs as it only took 24 hours to overcome it. At least now she’s checked the rehab block on her resume’. She’s got two marriages, a couple of kids, shown the world her cooter and now the mandatory stint in rehab. Add to that a quickie reality show and you’ve got the makings of white-trash pop star fame.

Sinead O'Conner returns

The bald look is going to be tough for her to pull off.  If she stays away from Saturday Night Live she might be able to pull it off though.  But right now I’m not banking on anything when it comes to this kid.