TC the Terrible

It's like having a car wreck in your room.  I'm sitting here flipping through all nine channels in the hotel room and three of them are going in depth on Anna Nichole.  Thank God Court TV has the World's Greatest Car Chases or I'd go nuts.  I mean how much national interest can there be in a dead stripper?

In the end that's all she really was.  A stripper that got lucky.  She slid up and down a dirty brass pole to earn a living.  She was paying the rent one lap dance at a time.  For a couple of dollars she'd give a man a wink and push her tits in his face.  That's it.  That's what she was.

Yes she got lucky when an old man decided to marry her so he could have a little fun before he died.  And good for him.  He was a rich guy that wanted to rub up on some big tits before he checked out.  He got his fun and she should have gotten paid for her time.  No big deal.  The American Dream comes true.

She's dead and still we keep watching.  I don't get it.  Shouldn't we be focused on world hunger or peace on Earth for all mankind?  Hell, at least we could be curing cancer. 

Anna was a great pair of tits and a nice smile.  Now she's dead.  Let's let her go.

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TC

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As part of my combined birthday and Valentine’s gift THE WOMAN gave me a French press coffee maker. Since then I’ve been going through coffee like there is no tomorrow, or no reason to sleep since I’m now drinking coffee ten minutes before bed. Now I’m out on the road and forced to drink hotel coffee. It really sucks too. Eight O’ Clock coffee is much better than that burnt crap coming out of Seattle too.

When I get home at Friday it’s going to be nearly midnight. I can guarantee you that I’ll be making a pot of coffee. If for no other reason simply because I can.

I'm spending a few days in the lovely Hilton KCI in Kansas City, Kansas.  And I am not happy.  First off, I'm not happy to be here working when everyone at home got the day off because of ice and snow.

Then when I realize that I'd left my toothbrush at home I got really pissed.  First at myself for leaving it, then at the Hilton.  Not only do they not have a gift shop they give out cheap ass toothbrushes.  I mean the one they gave me is worse than the one that I use to clean my boots.  Is that any way to treat a guest that's paying the full rate?  Plus the room service meals suck, they put "pimp-blankets" on the bed and have a four dollar surcharge on adult movies.

At least in Memphis some people still have control of their senses.  I think that shooting car-jackers is a great idea.

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TC

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