A couple of years ago I reached the age where where my employer insists that my annual physical includes “that” test. Not that it’s a bad thing since I’m all about the early detection so I hitched my boots up and got checked out. Things down there have checked out well ever since, thankfully.

Like most guys, I’m not the type of guy that enjoys having things shoved up his ass. In fact, I’m the kind of guy that feels completely violated when something gets shoved up my ass. Granted, I’ve never felt as violated as this guy does. Still, I can relate.