TC the Terrible

This one is gross. Even by my standards but it seems that my recent posts have been a let down for Freakdaddy. The picure is after the jump. It’s not for the young or the very old, for readers with weak stomachs and expectant mothers should avoid it at all costs. You have been warned.

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A few weeks ago I noted that some French guys had sent my average daily visitor count thru the roof looking for pictures of Jessica Alba to spank off with. As much of my bandwidth as those stinky little bastards used up, it’s nothing compared to what a single mention on Wonkette will do. Wonkette’s readers have been hitting the site like Katrina on New Orleans.

But those same readers don’t have the stamina of a school girl on prom night. In fact they tend to be very much of the wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am breed as all of that traffic dies off after a couple of days. Jess’s fans have much more endurance as they keep coming back day after day to staisfy their urges.

Maybe if Wonkette’s icon would shed those horn-rims and let the cleavage flow she could turn the tables the other way. Or perhaps she should go on tour in France and build her grass roots machine over there.