My birthday is coming up and if you haven't bought my gift yet then you are in luck.  Above is a Lightsaber that can also play MP3 files that I would love to own.  It would make me the first kid on the block able to kick Stormtrooper ass while groving to Funkadelic.  Can you imagine the fun of splitting Darth Vader's helmet wide open with Johnny Cash providing the soundtrack?

My awesomeness would be galactic in proportion.  Evil Spock would be Romulan blue with envy.

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TC

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