I've been in a bit of a funk this week, so to counter it I've started spending my lunch hours in the gym. The treadmill is a good place to think and people tend to leave you alone while you are on it. 

• Always tip the pizza delivery guy well.  Maybe he won't turn you in to the cops if you do.
• Someone one with fucked up logic powers might think that the next logical step for killing cold germs is to stick their head in the microwave.
• How many times can Kornheiser get a job in this town?  And how great must it be to only work two hours a day?
• How many guys are going to watch FX when Friends kiss? I kinda like the show now, so go ahead and count me in.
• Beer drinking cheerleaders being used to recruit soldiers.  What's wrong with that?

Work calls.

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TC

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