Talk about humiliation.  No matter what excuse you come up with, everybody is going to think the worst.

According to the Vallejo Fire Department, "the cell phone in Picaso's pants pocket set fire to his nylon and polyester clothes."  So dude was a bad dresser too.  Anyone want to take odds that he had the phone on vibrate and was trying to call himself until he got off?  Now he's got second and third degree burns over most of his body AND caused $75 grand worth of damage to his apartment and the business in the building below it.

Wouldn't it have been better (and cheaper) to have just hired a hooker for the night?

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TC