TC the Terrible

To counter all the Kenny G Christmas carols coming from the cubes this week I'm piping Heavy Metal tracks from my iPod over my PC speakers.  So far no complaints from my overly cheery co-workers.  Maybe if I crank up some Country and Western it'll put them in a pissy mood.

• Paedophiles have people trying to protect their rights?  That's wrong and sick.  I hope he gets ass-raped daily in jail by a guy with a 12 inch schlong.
• It's only common sense that if you use your brain it will work longer.  Why did we need to spend money to study the idea?
• I like a guy that can stick to his guns, even if it might get me killed.
• From what I've read the new Rocky movie doesn't suck as bad as the last couple did. But I still don't see how the series taught us to be men, or how the new one is going to bring humanity closer to Jesus.  Still it's a good marketing technique this time of year.
• I guess she was in one big ass hurry.  A Hispanic granny trying to get out of LA via Alaska Airlines and back to her Homeland (Mexico) stuck her grandkid on the X-ray conveyor belt. 
  
• It's cool to get drunk, do drugs, and be a slutty slut.  But only if you are Miss USA, or Lindsay Lohan, cause The Donald will forgive you and pay your re-hab bills.  It might not cost you that much of your soul either.

Know what I mean?

Ok, I hate a lot of things in the world, but marketing gimmicks seem to piss me off more than old people and retards that are allowed to drive.

For the past few months I’ve been using the Gillette Fusion razor because my face is basically covered in 20 grit sand paper when I wake up in the mornings. The five blades do an incredible job and cut amazingly close. So close in fact I generally don’t need to shave again at the end of the day. A pretty cool thing since shaving twice a day used to rip my face to shreds and I have to shave for my J-O-B. So what’s to hate? This.

The Fusion come in regular version and a battery powered version. According to the official site the “POWER” version is: a battery-powered shaving system that emits gentle micropulses for an incredible shaving experience. Yeah, right. Micropulses are going to help me shave better. I’m all over that one. Of course one must keep in mind that the “POWER” version now features a Low Battery Indicator Light and Automatic Shut-Off feature. I thought the batteries dying would be the Auto Shut-Off feature.

The best part though is the replacement blades. On the back of the package it says in English and French that any Fusion blade will work with any Fusion razor. The “POWER” razor cost and extra dollar per package. Nice.

Marketing people are going to burn in hell someday.

This is one of the better books in print about the soldiers (and a Marine or two) fighting the Global War on Terror. Highly recommended.