This is damned sure the truth.
Browsing Posts published on 22 December, 2006
One of the reasons I hate this time of year is the pressure I’m under to buy all the people in my life the absolutely perfect gift. It has to be one that they both want and need, but also comes with enough emotional attachment built in that they will cherish it forever. At least that’s what all the commercials on my 46 inch HDTV are telling me. THE BOY and SDSM have it easy because they can still make the clay ashtrays and card board picture frames and be greeted by unconditional love.
But life is never really fair. Just ask the now former Miss Nevada USA 2007. She gets caught clubbing and sharing some tongue loving ( smoking hot pictures seen here) and the pageant fires her. Never mind that the pics were five years old. Meanwhile back in Donald-land Miss USA 2007 gets caught clubbing, snorting powder, and sharing some tongue love with Miss Teen USA and gets to keep her job . The moral here for all you aspiring models/singers/actresses
/pampered bitches is that you have to WIN BABY! Otherwise there’s no love for you. But if you’re shallow enough to enter one of these contests you already live with that fear don’t you?
It’s not fair that heroes go out on a low note. Brett Favre got the Packers the win last night, after almost giving it to the Vikings. If this is the last time he ever plays on the Frozen Tundra of Lambeau Field it’ll be a damn shame to go out like he did. Not only did he have a bad game but it was on the fucking NFL Network. Rosie “the fat girl at the party” O’Donnell and The View have more viewers than the NFL Network. Gumble and Collinsworth are the worst broadcast team getting paid by any network and Favre deserved better men calling his potentially last game.
It’s not fair that a bunch of astronauts are circling the airport because of bad weather. I mean these guys want to be home for Christmas just like everyone trapped in Denver. It’s not their fault the weather sucks and pocket protector wearing dorks at NASA don’t have a backup plan to the back up plan .
And how unfair is it that even a five year old can’t play grab ass anymore? It’s not like he even knows she’s a girl yet. Bust him when he’s a teenager and has been beaten down by the Femi-Nazis.
Yeah, I’m in the holiday spirit.
Hopefully someone else has been licking them for him.
