TC the Terrible

• Matching lavender outfit: $200

• New pair of French sunglasses: $100
• NIKE products Endorsements: $10,000,000
• Having a "special place" to hold your putter . . .  PRICELESS

I finally got around to taking a look at the blog with IE7 and there are only two words to describe it.  Hammered crap.

Look for a new look to debut during the holidays.  Most of my readers are smart enough to use Firefox, but I guess not everyone can be bothered to use a real browser.

To counter all the Kenny G Christmas carols coming from the cubes this week I'm piping Heavy Metal tracks from my iPod over my PC speakers.  So far no complaints from my overly cheery co-workers.  Maybe if I crank up some Country and Western it'll put them in a pissy mood.

• Paedophiles have people trying to protect their rights?  That's wrong and sick.  I hope he gets ass-raped daily in jail by a guy with a 12 inch schlong.
• It's only common sense that if you use your brain it will work longer.  Why did we need to spend money to study the idea?
• I like a guy that can stick to his guns, even if it might get me killed.
• From what I've read the new Rocky movie doesn't suck as bad as the last couple did. But I still don't see how the series taught us to be men, or how the new one is going to bring humanity closer to Jesus.  Still it's a good marketing technique this time of year.
• I guess she was in one big ass hurry.  A Hispanic granny trying to get out of LA via Alaska Airlines and back to her Homeland (Mexico) stuck her grandkid on the X-ray conveyor belt. 
  
• It's cool to get drunk, do drugs, and be a slutty slut.  But only if you are Miss USA, or Lindsay Lohan, cause The Donald will forgive you and pay your re-hab bills.  It might not cost you that much of your soul either.

Know what I mean?