This just in from Todd in Tulsa.
Couldn’t get in.. they’re booked solid! (And state Cosmotology officials are already talking instituting a “Mandatory Minumum Dress Code” that would apply to ALL Barbers and Salon people in the state… )
Damn Baptist preachers. Always out to ruin a guy’s fun. But it does stun me that there wasn’t a protest staged by local women’s rights groups. After all, these girls are surely being exploited by a man’s need to see attractive titties.
The sad thing is, this would probably get a passing grade in some public schools.
I looked outthru de bars; that covered my doe;
‘spectin’ desheriff; With a warrent fo sho.
And what did Isee; I said, what the fuck is dat!!”
Ther’ wuz a hugewatermellon; and 8 giant warf rats!!
Now over all deyears; Santa Clause, he be fat;
But looks likeus bros; a fat Sanna dis nite.
Faster dan aPo’lees car; My home boy he came;
He whupped ondem warf rats, An’ called dem by name!
On Leroy, on’Lonzo; And on Willie Lee;
On Saphire, onChenequa; Dey wuz a site to see!!
As he landed datwatta’ mellon; Out der in da skreet;
I knowed it wasfo’ sho’; Da damndest shit I ever see.
He didn’t godown no chimney; He picked da’ lock on my doe;
An’ I sez tomyself; the mutha fucka done dis befoe!!!”
He had dis bigbag; full of prezents I ‘xpect;
Wid Air Jordans and KFCchikin; some wings anda neck.
But he left nogood toys; Jus started stealing my shit;
Got my drugs, got my guns, Even got my burglar’s kit!!
Wit my stuff in hisbag; Out da window he flew;
I woudda’ triedto catched him; But he stoled my ‘nife too!!
He jumped on datwadda’ mellon; An’ whipped out a switch;
He wuz gone in aseccon’; Dat son of a bitch!!
Next year I behopin’: anutha Sanna we git;
Cuz’ diz hereSanna Clause; wont worf a shit!!!
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Man, this place is nothing like my barber shop.
My frat brother Todd is living in Tulsa these days and is planning to get his next haircut there provided that the local First Baptist Church doesn’t get them shut down first. I can only wonder what it is like to experience the “Most Relaxing and Visually Stimulating Hair Cut in Tulsaâ€. While there are some guys out there that might not find the ‘stylists’ hot enough to bother with I can only wonder how many guys are going because these are the only women they get to see up close in bra tops.
Go ahead and insert your own jokes about needing a ‘trim.’
I had more to comment here...
