This is total crap.  The menu today at the Illuminati chow hall featured stir fry, over pasta, with a choice of Alfredo or ‘meaty tomato’ sauce.  When the hell did that become an option with stir fry?  And why did they serve it over pasta instead of rice?  I guess not every function can be outsourced with a high level of success.  Idiots. 

I’ve got to be more careful when applying for jobs over the Internet.  Somedays the pay isn’t worth the effort.

• It could be worse, I could have been working for Ford.  Maybe we could hire their former cook staff.
• Matt Drudge is already finding problems with the Democratic Congress.  That should save our guys some time later this month.
• If Wal-Mart is losing money then the boys in the Economy Branch are back from vacation.
• Over 1/3 of American adults in jail or on parole?  Damn, that’s alot of people.  We either need fewer laws or more vigilante justice.  Maybe I should write a position paper on the latter.  That might get me promoted.
• A government contractor over billing for personal gain?  No fucking way man. Those guys are like super honest.  Right.  Most of them work for us and we only hire them because they are natural thieves.  But not even my golf game is bad enough to need $1400 worth of golf balls over a season.  We’ve got to increase the training hours for subtly.
• Now people are bitching about how hard it is to open Christmas gifts?  Try not getting any and see how that works for you.

I’ve got to go screw with the English Parliament.  I’ll be back later.