This was actually on TV…
The commentators paused and didn’t say a word…

Arkansas Razorback players Clarke Moore, Brett Goode and Casey Dick
need to stop standing together on the sidelines.

EDIT

This comment came from a sportswriter in Arkansas that asked to not be named.“Only thing missing was someone noting the Hogs had pulled out their Johnson and stuck in their Dick.  And that two Nutts had made the decision …”