TC the Terrible

Here’s some things to think about instead of working.

• Men think about sex constantly.  Well, duh.  It didn’t take the folks at the Kinsey Institute to figure that out.
• Harold Ford Jr. is a party boy.  That’s no-brainer number two for the day.  Everybody in Memphis knows Jr.’s lineage is less than pure.  But he’s the good one compared to his uncle/cousin that keeps knocking up members of his staff and giving them primo jobs while welching on the child support for the one he did marry.
• Dope busts that find stolen nuclear secrets, is this really a teaser for the next season of 24?
• Are the Cards only able to dominate the odd numbered games?  And how do they attempt to follow up Carpenter’s 82 pitch game?
• Pee-Wee football and aggressive parenting are not a good match.  Does it really matter how much playing time a six year old gets?  I guess it does in some places.
• The Browns suck, but I hate to see a guy I went to college with fired.  Not that he would remember me or anything, since he never went to class.
• I can’t wait until the Gallaudet protesters decide to start running the school.  That would be the logical next step after taking over the administration building.
• The German army deciding to be more global bothers me.  Like, haven’t we already seen this?  Twice.  I guess there is a pressing need for World War III: The Trilogy Ends.

That’s enough for now.

Reason number 742 to not get blind drunk and pass out at a party.

I got about 20 of these in an e-mail this morning, but this was the only one that I hadn’t seen at least a dozen times before.

Amazing the crap you collect in your cube over the course of a couple of years. The gym towel in the bottom of my wall locker was pretty rank, but the worst was the Ramen noodles that were out of date. Who knew those things had a shelf life of less than ten years?

• This morning when I posted about wanting to see Amanda Peet naked on Studio 60, I was talking about this one. NOT this one.
• I got my new version of Firefox a day early and so far it works just fine. The integrated spell check is too cool for school.
• Too much time on a cell phone will make your sperm weak swimmers. Maybe somebody should DC Bachelor about this, then he can worry less about knocking up his sluts. But I wonder how a guy that gets so much tail, and apparently has a job, can devote so much time to writing about how to get that much tail. Not a flame, I’m just saying.
• I thought one of the perks of getting old was not having to eat your vegetables. And who really wants to be 80 plus years old and still be able to remember their salad days?

I’m off to pick up SDFM, then head home to see what new drama has occurred.