THE MARINE and I were chatting last night and he dropped this piece of knowledge on me.

I think that the moral of the story is that you really just can’t go back and live with your parents.

That my friends is truth in advertsing.  I know the big trend these days is to have boomerang kids that move out and come back home several times.  But that shit just doesn’t cut it in the long run.  There’s too much to learn from living on your own to ever want to go back to Mommy and Daddy.  Besides, Mommy and Daddy need to get their groove on too, and that’s damn hard to do when they have a twenty-something kid living in the basement.