Ok, I didn’t get my "Cafe’ Correctivo" but I’ll give this a whirl.

• I told you guys yesterday that Germany was getting ready to go medieval again.  Here’s the skulls to prove it.
• If you have 90,000 songs downloaded, odds are more than a few didn’t come from iTunes.
• Cheap drugs are only a good idea on the surface.  Even generic drugs require somebody to do the R&D work on the front end.  Cutting prices is going to cause a shortage of new treatment methods over the long term.
• Guess what?  Fat people get shitty gas mileage.  Sounds like a good reason to lose weight to me.  Not like being healthy is a good thing all on its own or anything.
• Cheap houses are a damned good thing.  Sucks to be you if you bought at the top of the bubble.  Hate it.
• I keep waiting for someone to make the remark that the administration at Gallaudet’s hands are tied.
• Some people are just destined to go to hell.  Hope I don’t  meet him there.

That should be enough to cure your needs for the day.