Here’s some things to think about instead of working.

• Men think about sex constantly.  Well, duh.  It didn’t take the folks at the Kinsey Institute to figure that out.
• Harold Ford Jr. is a party boy.  That’s no-brainer number two for the day.  Everybody in Memphis knows Jr.’s lineage is less than pure.  But he’s the good one compared to his uncle/cousin that keeps knocking up members of his staff and giving them primo jobs while welching on the child support for the one he did marry.
• Dope busts that find stolen nuclear secrets, is this really a teaser for the next season of 24?
• Are the Cards only able to dominate the odd numbered games?  And how do they attempt to follow up Carpenter’s 82 pitch game?
• Pee-Wee football and aggressive parenting are not a good match.  Does it really matter how much playing time a six year old gets?  I guess it does in some places.
• The Browns suck, but I hate to see a guy I went to college with fired.  Not that he would remember me or anything, since he never went to class.
• I can’t wait until the Gallaudet protesters decide to start running the school.  That would be the logical next step after taking over the administration building.
• The German army deciding to be more global bothers me.  Like, haven’t we already seen this?  Twice.  I guess there is a pressing need for World War III: The Trilogy Ends.

That’s enough for now.