I had a few minutes between crisis’s at the office this morning so I ran some of your suggestions for my new license plate through the Virginia DMV web site.  It’s amazing what you can have on your car in this state. 

Some of the ones that were approved by the website software were;

  • SLUT PPY
  • ASS MNKY
  • BRKE DCK
  • CCK SCKR
  • BIG BLLS
  • EFFN U

 
Some of the ones that didn’t get approved, or strangely enough were already taken.

  • MSTR B8R (taken)
  • BRST LVR
  • GOAT LVR (taken)
  • ASS CLWN
  • LIKITUP
  • BALZ ICH

 
Granted, a real live human is going to have final approval on these things so I doubt any of them would really get through.  Still, I’m thinking about going with SLUT PPY just to see what happens.