It’s the last day in my old office. No more stunning view of the most powerful city in the world from the saftey of NOVA.
Don’t expect any updates during the day this week as I out-process from one building and in-process into another.
Browsing Posts published in October, 2006
THE MARINE and I were chatting last night and he dropped this piece of knowledge on me.
I think that the moral of the story is that you really just can’t go back and live with your parents.
That my friends is truth in advertsing. I know the big trend these days is to have boomerang kids that move out and come back home several times. But that shit just doesn’t cut it in the long run. There’s too much to learn from living on your own to ever want to go back to Mommy and Daddy. Besides, Mommy and Daddy need to get their groove on too, and that’s damn hard to do when they have a twenty-something kid living in the basement.
One of my college professors once said that every stereotype exists because there is a nugget of truth in them. I hate the fact that he was right. For 42 years I’ve been trying to be proud of my heritage as a Southerner without the stigma of being labeled as a redneck. Now some ass-hole in Alabama has to go and live up to every fucking stereotype out there.
Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother. Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park. . .
And it gets worse. The mother was passed out drunk when he attacked her. And the whole thing started because he was in a fight with his brother over the brother’s girlfriend. Shit. Some. People.
This is a prime example of why post-birth abortion should be legal until the kid turns 18. It’s also another good reason why all kids should be forced to leave home at 18, or whenever the little pervert drops out of high school. Because trust me, this kid was never in the advanced placement classes.
This is a prime example of why post-birth abortion should be legal until the kid turns 18. It’s also another good reason why all kids should be forced to leave home at 18, or whenever the little pervert drops out of high school. Because trust me, this kid was never in the advanced placement classes.
