I’m headed down south to watch a buddy get married today and am running late.  Here’s the fast facts for the day.

• Man rejects first penis transplant.  Not really, it was his body that rejected it. He was working with a 1cm stub so I know he didn’t turn it down.
• ‘Not my views’ my ass.  If the Pope doesn’t mean what he says then why is he saying it?
• Killing bad guys is a good thing.  The cop deserves a medal for killing a wife beater.  Am I wrong?
• They behead and torture us, we keep them from sleeping.  I don’t think that’s cruel it’s more like karma trying to maintain a balance.
• In the NFL the Giants managed to pull one out of the Eagles’ ass, the ‘Skins need to ditch the old man at QB, Favre deserves better than this, the Cards are losers even with the Edge, Kornheiser is still a dweeb.

That’s it.  Enjoy your day.