TC the Terrible

All the rain must have driven the rats into the tunnels this afternoon as the train was maxed out all the way to Vienna.

I remember this from eons ago, but never dreamed that I’d see it again.  Here’s James Tiberius Kirk pimping the C64, before the extra pounds and fake hair.

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TC

God must hate me today.  First the rain, then my iPod bites the dust, and to top it off stinky-fat-retarded guy sits next to me on the bus.  Yep, God hates me.

• In Star Trek the Romulans would kill the next higher officer to move up in rank.  That philosophy now applies in college football, but I didn’t realize that kickers were that viscous. 
• No real surprise that Neanderthals lived as long as they did since some are still roaming the Earth.
• Not to make light of women being attacked near a Metro stop, but doesn’t this remind you of a fraternity initiation stunt from the 1950s?
• Damn, I had no idea that being a blogger is so lame.  Maybe I should shoot myself now before anyone actually reads my blog.  Or be satisfied that a couple of hundred people a day are reading my site and this guy/gal had a blog that nobody gave a shit about reading.
• The Redskins don’t have answers on either side of the ball.  The Cowboys have a wide out that’s a ticking time bomb (but can make plays) and a model-citizen-quarterback that can’t hit his receivers.  Monday night’s game is going to be a count down to which team implodes first.
• Ironic how a crack-whore and a pot smoking wife beater can make it 14 years before filing for divorce.  How many ‘normal’ people make a marriage last that long these days?
• The comic book geeks are crapping their collective pants today.  It turns out that Heath Ledger, due to play the Joker in the next Batman movie, doesn’t like comic books.  In fact he “I actually hate comic book movies, like f***ing hate them, they just bore me s***less and they’re just dumb.”  

THE BOY asked me last night why “pulling out big boogers makes you sneeze”.  I had no idea what to say to that.  So I told him to shut up and finish his coffee before he went to bed.