It is good to be back in the office.  All that estrogen at the house was starting to wear on my nerves.  Even with checking my e-mails remotely I had 86 in the queue to deal with.  Some silly people left me voice mails, but I seldom return those.  Voice mail is so yesterday’s technology. 

• Anytime you are working on your car and drop a tool or a part, it always rolls to the exact center of the car.  Is the same true when you’re working on a space station?  And if the Mr. Goodwrench drops parts while working on your car do you call it a flawless repair job, even if he finished quicker than you expected?
• Yeah, he’s promising to fix the mistakes.  Let’s see if he can pull another rabbit out of the hat in Dallas this year.  At least ESPN cashed in with their biggest audience ever.
• If you really want to jump out of airplanes join the Army.  Other wise your fellow passengers will kick your ass into next week.  And you will deserve every second of said ass kicking.  My mom is flying out on Friday and no way do I want her on a flight with some nut case.
• Three bucks to watch a movie on a two inch screen?  I don’t think so.
• Shocking revelation, Katie Couric sucks.  Touchy feely fluff stories don’t seem to bring many viewers to the nightly news. 
• Please no, not another President from Arkansas.  Can you imagine how bad the Koreans will smoke our kids in education if that shit happens?
• Brittney and K-Fed now have two kids to hold while they drive.  Good for them.  I think.

Later.