Door malfunction my ass.
Ten will get you one that the pilot that got locked out of his own cockpit while in flight is a royal jack-ass and this is just the crew’s way of fucking with him.
Browsing Posts published on 30 August, 2006
Maybe, just maybe, as good of an idea as it is to give principals a bonus for going to the really crappy schools in Maryland – the school board should hire people qualified to put kids on the right school bus. How the hell could someone be too incompetent to know how to put a five year old on the right bus? Thank God the kids’ parents love him enough to put an address and phone number on his backpack. If I was that Dad I’d take the school principal out behind the gym and have a class on ass-kicking.
I’m amazed that the average commute in the National Capital Region is as quick as 33 minutes. For some of us it is nearly double that when we use public transportation. So Freakdaddy, the next time you catch two red lights in a row out in Bumfuck, Arkansas keep your mouth shut.
By now both of you in Mississippi with internet connections may have heard that you are fatties. Damn near 30% of the adult population is obese there. Maybe putting a scoop of lard in every dish you cook really is a bad thing after all.
Ever have one of those days when you wake up with a king-sized pimple on your forehead that just won’t pop? That’s the kind of day it is today. Plus it rained last night and my car window was partially down so I got a wet butt driving to the bus stop. Anyway, here’s your talking points. Thanks to my loyal listeners for sending the first three.
- Is Pat Boone too white for the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame? Apparently not.
- What do you do when your dog attacks a deer in Maryland? Blame it his Alaskan upbringing.
- I’m surprised that we didn’t hear her taking a leak too. Evidently CNN does have some standards.
- Getting shot by the police outside of the Emergency Room is pretty convenient. But knowing the Memphis cops they probably transported him across town to the MED anyway.
- Her husband is glad she had a C-Section, otherwise he’d never been able to touch both sides at the same time again. Poon-tang is some resilient shit, but not even Silly Putty can stretch like that and go back to it’s original size.
- Why does a Big Mac combo meal cost nine bucks in DC? Because we can all afford for it to. At least that’s what the latest wage survey says.
- Once again, a fugitive from justice is stopped for out of date tags. When will these guys learn to keep their registrations current? And who the hell is dumb enough to want more than one wife at a time in the first place?
- When can I get paid the big bucks to write about my job and how dumb I am?
- It’s a bad sign when the Redskin apologists are out in force before the regular season begins.
For those of you not paying attention to small things like the lay out of this site, I’m back in whore mode. The new Amazon banner ads are supposed to reflect history related books, but don’t seem to be doing that quite yet. Web traffic here is not yet to the point of creating a financial burden, but it would be nice if I could off set some of my costs. Thus, I’m asking that on occasion you click thru one or more of the ads here, and if possible actually buy something from Amazon from these links.
