Nothing this morning but bullet points.
- My new gym bag arrived yesterday. Now if I don’t work out daily I’ll feel guilty for spending the money. Nothing motivates like good old fashioned guilt. Maybe that’s why our mothers continue to use it.
- What does this world need? Evidently more flights into the already over-crowed Dulles Airport. If the lines get any longer there it’ll be quicker to drive to Florida than it is to fly there.
- I love the ironies of life and it doesn’t get any better that this. “Monks brawl at peace protest”, that’s an instant classic.
- Like him or not, it looks like The President was right this time. Sending the National Guard to the Mexico border has cut down on the number of illegals crossing over. Five-to-one the ACLU finds a judge that will say this is illegal too.
- Men and women are different. Well no shit. Is it any wonder the Times isn’t on this year’s list of Pulitzer nominees?
- At some point Patrick Ramsey has to be wondering how bad he fucked up a prior life to have this type of karma. He’s never going to self-actualize at the rate he’s going.
That’s it. Time for me to go raid the donuts.