I was a real sweetheart in my last post getting all mushy about a nice breakfast with the kids and all of that shit.  Now it’s time to get back to being the sarcastic ass that all five of you expect to find in the mornings.

• This is typical of a Democrat that wants to be President some day.
• Somebody deserves a raise for getting Katie Couric to look this good.  Who says Photoshop isn’t a new form of art?
• Circle V fucked up yesterday trying to curb his need for a burger by being in the right place at the wrong time.  And dude, Five Guys is a burger chain, but their a damned good one so I can let you slide on that point.
• Hooking your kid up in a luxury condo is NOT the same thing as live in a dorm.  Too many weak ass parents are over compensating for not making it to enough of little Johnny’s soccer games over the years.  Eighty percent of the useful shit kids learn in college came from living in the dorms or a frat house.  Why rob them of all that knowledge?  Don’t expect these kids to be worth a damn on their first three jobs after graduation.
• Secret studies by the Pentagon aren’t secret if you can read about them in the Boston Globe.  Idiots, real secret studies don’t ever get published until the start of the new fiscal year.
• Is Yahoo trying to develop a new form of wiki, and why would anyone want to use it?  Hell, if I want the wrong answers to question I’ll just ask somebody that went to a public high school.
• Great, now gamers can watch replays of other gamers video exploits.  What ever happened to hanging out with your friends and lying about getting laid?  Oh that’s right, that’s called chat rooms these days.
• You mean that Superman isn’t real????  At least I could still grow up to be Batman if I had the greenbacks.

There you go.  Your morning serving of useless drivel.  Enjoy.

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TC