Ok, here’s the deal. I’m in a pissy mood this morning and I’ve got to spend the morning locked up in a meeting taking notes because nobody gives enough of a rat’s ass to go to this thing, but they all want to know what happens there. Great.

Here’s your freaking talking points. I hope you don’t choke on them.

• Kids that listen to songs about sex want to screw each other. No they don’t. Kids have always wanted to sneak off and screw, they listen to music that talks about it because that’s what they are already thinking about.
• Google wants to protect you from sites with spyware. That’s great, but why not protects us from sites with crappy music videos on them instead of encouraging it?
• AOL proves once again that it’s a lousy way to access the internet. Let’s just hope that everyone learns a lesson from this.  Of course AOL users that are still there are pretty much a lost cause anyway.  Idiots.
• An informant lied to the cops to collect 10 grand? Say it ain’t so momma; say it ain’t so. I’m surprised this kind of thing doesn’t happen more often.
• Having crabs is not a good thing. And I’m not just talking about the kind that you pick up from skanks listening to songs with sexual lyrics.
• Feeling depressed? Try shooting up. Yeah, that’s a good answer. Better living thru pharmaceuticals is always the way to go. Anybody ever hear of just working thru the tough times? Nah, I didn’t think so.

Hell, that’s enough to get you started. Go eat your damned donuts and pretend to work.