Freakdaddy, it’s good to have you back on the blog. I was beginning to worry that all the porn and Atari games had killed your service provider. Again.

This is typical Congressional bullshit. The House agrees to give Metro the $1.5 Billion that it needs to operate, but only if Virginia, Maryland, and the District agree to match those dollars. Hell, those three can barely agree on what time of day that it is. How can any sane person expect them to agree on this level of revenue sharing? Once Linda Cropp is enthroned in the mayor’s office the situation is only going to get worse.

Metro riders can expect her to pull a stunt similar to the one she pull on Major League Baseball. You can bet your sweet ass on that. Knowing her she’ll want more money and less Federal oversight of how it is spent. Then she’ll start charging additional fees for people the don’t live in the District to use the system. That woman is going to be the death of what little political dignity the District has left.

But at least we can all sleep soundly now knowing that Oprah is not gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that. It’s just not how Oprah rolls. Stedman is greatly relived because it would suck to have been O’s beard for all these years and then get cut off. Sort of what Tom did to Nichole, but with a lot less money involved.

Thank God for Daniel Synder. Now we can listen to all Redskins all the time on our radios. How can life get any better?