Nuns and Satan. Goes together almost as well as peanut butter and tomato juice doesn’t it? The good corporate citizens over at Wal-Mart must think so because they’ve hired a nun to do their dirty work.
Regular readers (that would be all six of you) know how easy it is for me to hate on Wal-Mart. But for the Corporate Satan to stoop so low as to hire a former daughter of Christ to attempt to fight off the bad press is amazing. If this were still the middle ages the Brits would be mounting up for another round of Crusading.
Granted, this gal’s got some taint in her past, or she would still have her habit. But for whatever reason she gave up her marriage to Him, she’s going to find herself a long way from home now. The Beast looks smooth and sexy on the outside, but there is a reason so many towns are turning their backs on those cheap prices.
America is discovering that with the cheap prices come cheap wages. Add to that the poor benefit packages that are only marginally better than having none at all that Wal-Mart is so proud of bringing. The dollars they give to local charities never quite add up to what the local businesses could give before they were shoved out of business. Towns that once took pride in their character and flavor now are waking up to the beauty of strip malls and fast food outlets instead.
In choosing a blue smock for a uniform Harriet Hentges may well find that her old black habit was a better fit after all.