TC the Terrible

One thing that was meant to be funny.

Ø South Park is getting close to jumping the shark in terms of cultural coolness so thank goodness for Tom Cruise. That cute little couch bouncing bundle of bull shit forced Comedy Central to pull an episode that trashed his quasi-religion of Scientology. Now they’ve publicly bashed both Cruise and Scientology in a press conference announcing the Emmy nomination of that episode.

Two things that were never meant to be funny, both from the uber-serious WaPo.

Ø Israel Pounds Lebanon for Third Straight Day sounds like something out of a bad man-on-man porno. I get what they mean, by why put it that way on the front page? (Ed. Note – the interior page uses the word ‘Bomb’ instead of ‘Pound’. A much better choice)

Ø And from the food section we have, Naked Chicken and Other Rub Downs. Again, this sounds a wee bit naughty and what ever you do at your house is fine by me. But because you do it does not mean that I want to know about it.

Finally today, the sad, sad picture that I promised you earlier.

Enjoy your weekend.

A loose collection of rambling thoughts.

Ø One of the universal truths in life is that a person has to know their limits. The same is true of 16 year old girls trying to make the cut on the men’s tour. Maybe winning a couple of events on the women’s tour first would give her the finishing skills she needs. (The story is the same in both places, but the picture is more poignant here.)

Ø For some reason I’m starting to get hooked on professional wrestling again. Maybe because I was so into UFC’s Ultimate Fighter and TNA Wrestling followed right behind it on SpikeTV. Anyway, it’s a better product than the double-wide stereotype would lead you to believe and not as homoerotic as THE WOMAN claims.

Ø I guess if your baseball team sucks trading it for another team that sucks is not such a bad idea on paper. Hey, at least they are doing something – that’s a good sign.

Ø We all know that Capitol Hill is full of whores. Now the police have started arresting them. Of course it took somebody dieing while getting a massage to make law enforcement take notice of the brothel. I guess the ‘happy endings’ don’t always turn out that way.

Ø I’m thinking about making all four of my girls wear one of these.

Ø FDSM has strep throat and while I feel bad for her at least THE LOSER won’t be hanging around this weekend trying to grope her.

Ø THE BOSS is out all of next week at an off-site. NEW GUY needs to be prepared for a week of total hazing.

More randomness and a sad, sad picture later this afternoon.