For those of you that think you can sing, here’s the dates and locations for the next set of American Idol tryouts. The catch is you have to make it into the top 250 nation-wide (out of an estimated 100,000 wanna-be’s) to sing in front of Simon and the gang.
I’d love to see the Memphis edition of the try outs. If for nothing else but to make fun of all my redneck buddies back in THE OLD COUNTRY when they get kicked to the curb.
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Stop it NOW!!!!!
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First things first. Belated Congrats are long overdue to my buddy Todd on breaking the chains of Clear Channel slavery and entering the lucrative world of Amway direct distribution marketing. Despite only being ten (eleven?) years old he has spent the past 20 years trying to make a living as a disc jockey. While that was a great way to get free concert tickets and more than the legal limit of poon-tang it never really paid the bills. Amway is going to be a real step up in the world for him.
The best thing for WJLA to do now is call off the talent search. Why go to all the expense and effort of looking for a new female co-anchor for the news when the best option is already under contract? Alison Starling is one of the best reasons this town offers for getting up in the morning. Every guy in our office is infatuated with her and she’s pretty smart too, or at least so I’ve been told. I had no idea that Kathleen Matthews (the departing female talent) was married to that screaming fool on , but then I don’t watch the evening news so it had no real bearing on my life. But if Alison was on at night I’d make it a point to watch the news. I wonder if there is any way for her to do Good Morning Washington AND the 11 o’clock broadcast?
Anyway, this is the only photo that is on the WJLA website and does not do her justice. Probably an intentional thing by one of the divas working there to keep the hot chick down.
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