TC the Terrible

Time to end the work week. Let’s do it on a redneck-patriotic note.

Feel free to register your Politically Correct disgust using the Comments forum.

One of the blog’s reader’s sent this in via e-mail earlier today. His corporate firewall allows the reading of blogs, but not the posting of comments. IT Nazis at work. Again.

Didn’t comment on the Irateqi blog, cause I agrees with you. You can’t expect a country whose citizens have completely a different moral code to form a government that looks like ours. Hell we’re pulling them out of the dark ages just to get them to realize some form of democracy. Every Arab country is some form of dictatorial central government. Hell almost every Muslim country is ruled by one person or at least a select handful (Pakistan). Only one predominantly Muslim country has a real democracy, and it don’t look nothing like ours, Turkey. And them ain’t Arabs, if you don’t believe me find a Turkish guy and call him an Arab. They also didn’t just crawl out from under a rock in the 20^th century. Plus the fact that Turkey is more of a Western country than a Middle Eastern one.

Okay I agree get it.

And from the numbers of typos, I would guess that he crafted his response on his BlackBerry.

It’s Friday and I don’t want to be here.  If I weren’t covering down on some meetings for the boss today I’d be playing hooky and getting in 18 or so holes.

And since my long winded tirade on Iraqi politics didn’t get a rise out of anybody yesterday here are some quick talking points for you to take with you:

• I voted my absentee ballot yesterday, but not for this guy.  My favorite Harold Jr. quote; “I love me some old rich white guys.”  I was there and he really did say that.
• Tom Cruise getting outed by South Park earns an Emmy nod.
• Mullet-fest ’06 starts tonight at Nissan Pavilion when Journey and Def Leppard hit the stage.  Good seats are still available. Imagine that.
• Columbine killers left tons of clues, parents not involved enough to notice.
• Didn’t Metro cops know that only Verizon works in the tunnels?  Even the homeless in Anacostia know that.
• Bill Gates discovers iPod no longer a fad, moves to take over the industry.  Steve Jobs not threatened in the least since the MS device won’t be released on time, will be full of bugs, and will come with complementary ‘blue screen of death’ as the default view.
• “Word vomit” decsribes the method of communitcation most used in my office.

In case you haven’t noticed a Glossary button is now on the top of the page.  It’s a living document so feel free to send me words or acronyms that you want to see added.