TC the Terrible

Friday’s Fast Ones

o First we find out that Batwoman is a rug muncher and now the big secret in the Superman movie is that Lois Lane has a kid out of wedlock, which might belong to the Man of Steel. Boy that makes me want to go see the movie.

o Remember when we were told that Joe Gibbs would restore the character of the Redskins? How does having your star defensive player, that you claim has your core values, plea bargain his way out of jail time foster that image? Maybe the truth here is that Mighty Joe is just like every other NFL coach and would do anything to get into the post-season. We saw his lack of character in the way he handled Patrick Ramsey last year. Watching how he deals with Taylor will tell us what kind of coach he really is.

o Maybe the best thing for the Nationals this year is to sell off the few good parts and hope they get some diamonds in the rough to polish next year. That’s a screwed up way to do things if you ask me, which MLB didn’t. We had a pretty decent team last year that should have gotten better this year. It stinks when your second season is written off as a rebuilding year before the All-Star break.

o Who really gives a rat’s ass that Brad Pitt’s ex-wife has a new bed partner? From what the critics are saying the movie sucks anyway. It’s not like she’s ever been in summer blockbuster anyway.

o Firefox has security problems? That’s news. Most of us geeks were using it for the very reason that it didn’t have the problems of IE. Crap, another parade rained on.

That’s it for now.

In the mood for a bowl of Frosted Flakes?

Are you still?

These are the things I get in my e-mail when THE WOMAN isn’t working hard enough.

Classic line of the day:

“. . . you must know these women who dig ya are more insecure than a fat woman shopping at Victoria’s Secret.”

Courtesy of Anonymous in the comment section over at DCB

The Washington Times is reporting that the more education a man has the fewer kids he has out of wedlock. Well, duh. Guys in college tend to have more to lose than some smuck pushing the apple pies at McDonald’s so they tend to understand the importance of the phrase ‘pull it out.’ Why does it take a government survey to figure that out.

It’s about time somebody held Michael Moore’s fat ass to the fire. No way is this kid going to get the $85 million, but he might get enough to make Moore think twice before he shoots another propaganda piece.

Has anybody ever stopped to ask how DC and NYC are using all those anti-terror dollars? Maybe the fact of the matter is they aren’t spending them very wisely. After all, one of the biggest security threats we face in DC is on the Metro and almost nothing has been done there. Granted we now have bomb proof trash cans and more fat assed security guards, but is the train system really any safer than it was before 9/11? Maybe it’s time we do more with what we can get instead of begging for more just to waste it.

And more proof that the Post is out of touch with today’s coolness. They are running a lead story in the sports section about UFC, the Ultimate Fighting Championship. UFC is big these days, with a pay-per-view every month and a reality show on SpikeTV, but it has leveled off in popularity lately. The Post should have been covering this, like two or three years ago when the sport was exploding.

And lastly men living in their parents basements across the nation are crushed at the news that Batwoman is a lesbo.

Later.