TC the Terrible NOW Saber Squelch

This arrived in my mailbox earlier today.

A perfect description of marriage.

This is a warning label for those of you that are new to the neighborhood.

Today’s post is written in “Pissed Off” mode. What you are about to get will not be pleasant after the lead in paragraph. If you are the kind of Beta Male or Female that doesn’t have the ability to bear the truth when it gets ugly then please exit now via one of the many ads on the lower right.

Thank you for your time, I hope you return soon.

For the rest of you, the rant begins after the jump.

(Lees door >>>)

Man, is it ever fun to watch white trash go public. The fake jewlery she’s sporting is in bad taste but, Britney in the buff is really not that big of a deal right now. Yeah she looks better as a brunette and the make-up/airbrush artists did a great job making her look hot again. Hell,she doesn’t even look like she’s got a bun in the oven. She looks like the cute girl from high school that got fat when she left for college. But folks, get real.

This is just a good old country girl (albiet a really hot one) that got her hands on too much money. She’s not any different than any other redneck slut out there. Why do people keep trying to act like this is some big fall from grace for her? She made it to the top of her Elvis mountain before the rest of you caught on. Get over it. Justin Timberlake saw her for what she was, a good pump and dump. Then he moved on.

Leave Brit alone and let her raise K-Fed’s kids. She’s earned the right to be trailer trash in a Volvo so who are we to take that from her? If she wants to hold her baby in one hand, Marlboro red in the other while she drives with her knees that’s her business. Face it, if she was working as a wage slave at your local Wal-Mart you wouldn’t give two shits about who she married or how she takes care of the babies. You’d just want her to give you back correct change.
Besides, this may be the last decent picture we get of her. Any trailer park mom can show you how many stretch marks having two kids in two years will put on an ass.

THE WOMAN is still out of town so my curfew was extended by a couple of hours and I made full use them.  One of my gal pals from the old country (Memphis) is in town this week.  She’s out here doing the tourist thing, but trying to have some class about it.  She’s lived in the big city before (Chicago) so it’s not like she has to stop in the middle of the street to stare up at the tall buildings in amazement.  I met up with her and her mom for dinner last night and had a rocking good time.  It’s always fun when your buddy’s parents are as cool as your buddy.

Now that the sun is back out I really feel like saying ‘screw the basement’ and getting out and having some fun.  Not too likely that’s going to happen though.  Which is one of those things that gets forgotten when the television cameras move off to their next disaster or crisis.  I imagine that I’m going to have to spend the bulk of my weekend dealing with insurance claims and smelly carpet.  Oh well.

The series of meetings that I was brokering this week are over which is good.  Now I have to type up three days worth of notes based on my chicken scratch hand writing.  That’s not good.