This is a heck of a mother’s day gift. How much do you want to bet the girl already smokes a half a pack a day?

I wonder if kids in D.C. would read better if we shipped them to India? Amazing how 50 years ago Americans thought of India as a third world country, now we have to outsource our kids’ education to them. The sad thing is our kids can’t do math or find all 50 states on a map, but they can use web cams.

Even to us staunch conservatives Laura Bush is clearly in denial.

If the above image is all that stands between us and Mexico, then it may take more than a few thousand National Guardsmen to keep the illegals out. But I do think putting troops across the border is a good idea, as long as they are allowed to do something besides stand around waiting for the next PX run.

Kids get in the way of work? Tell me it’s not so. Maybe we should just ship them all off to military school so us adults can get some work done.