Well maybe Church is the Nats’ savior after all. It seems that his ‘inspired’ play is at the core of the current three game winning streak.

Freak, I’m obsessed with golf because it beats being addicted to 1980s video games and porn.

And for the last bit of comment today, every gay boy’s dream date and his cover bride gave birth yesterday. I don’t wonder if he made good to chow down on the afterbirth because he’ too big of a freak to have not, but I do wonder how he cooked it. Did he fry it up like scrapple, mix it into a stew, or just man up and choke it down like raw oysters?

That’s as good a mental image an any to leave you with today.