It’s THE BOY’s birthday today.  He’s a full hand plus a finger.  Of course he’s pumped about the gi-normous amount of gifts he’s getting, but THE WOMAN does not share his joy.  In Mommy-Land it is a sad day when it takes more than one hand to show the age of your baby.  Personally, I think it’s upsetting to her because his getting older is a reflection of her own progress in that direction.

The party is this Friday night at the local Chucky Cheese.  RSVP by COB today if you haven’t already.  At least one of the dad’s attending is bound to get liquored up and try to take out the big rat.  Should be fun.

Back with more later.