Okay, so I forgot one other thing. Sue me.

AskMen.com polled it’s readers and they have declared that Jessica Alba is the girl they would most like to take home to Mom. Sure, and the dog really did eat my term paper back in tenth grade.

More than likely the girl who spent all of Into the Blue wearing only a bikini, Fantastic Four in skin tight lycra, and pole danced her cowgirl ass off in Sin City was picked for other reasons. Like this one. Or perhaps because word got out back when she was doing Dark Angel on cable that there is pretty much nothing she won’t do, if she likes you that is.

More tomorrow.