TC the Terrible

Want to know why Brad left Jennifer?  Try this for a reason.

“She is beautiful. Her mouth is amazing. I’ve never kissed anyone with a bigger mouth than Angelina. It’s like two water beds — it’s like this big kind of warm, mushy, beautiful thing.”

At least according to her lesbian lover of the last 10 years.  Is it any wonder Brad dumped Jennifer the ice queen?

BFO = Blinding Flash of the Obvious.

Today, I present you two of them.  The first from Fox News:

“Never buy a woman a frying pan, toaster or vacuum for the holidays. Better yet, definitely don’t buy them a membership to the gym.”

The second is from Pope Benedict cautions:

“In today’s consumer society, this time of the year unfortunately suffers from a sort of commercial ‘pollution’ that threatens to alter its real spirit,”

Clearly we are in the presence of genius on this fine Monday morning.

More later.