Granted, the place “I growed up in†is a mere speck in the microcosm of humanity (and not a very good one at that), but this kind of crap never happened there. One reason would be that there are never so many cars on the street that one is forced to double park; the other reason is the lack of tall buildings. First Baptist Church is the tallest building in town and that’s not really tall enough to kill you if you jumped. It’d just F you up real bad.
I for one would hate to been seen naked, dead, and broken to pieces in public. If for no other reason than I’d have no way to explain the situation.
More later.