This conversation took place in our office a couple of days ago:

Mr. B: Did you know that Snapple puts little fun facts in their bottle lids?

Me: Yeah, so?

Mr. B: Listen to this one. “At one time beavers were as large as bears.”

Me: Yeah, so?

Mr. B: No wonder I’m scared of having sex.

Me: Good point.

And that my friends, is your tax dollars hard at work.