Did you have any doubts which businesses would be the first to reopen?

“It’ll be better than ever,” said Jason Mohney, the owner of four strip clubs on Bourbon Street, the bawdy and tacky haven for tourists in the heart of the French Quarter.

They were the first ones to use pop-up ads, the first to figure out real time web-casts and video feeds, and the first to implement secure credit card transactions on the web. You had to know that they would be the first to get back to work in New Orleans.

I wonder if they give discounted lap dances to members of the response teams?