TC the Terrible

Go to Google, search for ‘st louis arch’, select Images and take a gander (or click here) at the first image on the second row. That would be THE WOMAN in all of her glory. Needless to say she is less than happy with me right now.

The hits are going through the roof.

Out.

P.S. I did a really cool riff on Elvis fans, ‘Death Week’ in Memphis, and the glory of tourist poon this time of year earlier today. Of course the oh so reliable servers at Blogger chose that moment to lock the hell up. Anyway, in honor of the drugged-up, overwieght, pistol-toting, greasy-haired, Vegas-lounge-lizard, Memphis icon; remember to love your momma and buy a pretty nurse her very own pink Caddy.

TCB, people, TCB.

• Hopatcong , New Jersey
• Charlotte, North Carolina
• Florissant, Missouri
• Memphis, Tennessee
• Manassas, Virginia
• Pearl River, Louisiana
• Sunnyvale, California
• Falls Church, Virginia
• Pt. Jefferson Station, New York
• Coudersport, Pennsylvania

The hits from Memphis I understand, and the two in Virginia were me at home and at the office testing the software. I’m pretty sure the visitor from California was the web crawler for MSN’s search engine. Louisiana, New York and Pennsylvania have me clueless about who they could be.

The hits from New Jersey, North Carolina, and Missouri all trace back to an image search from Google. Said image being one of THE WOMAN (see below) at the top of the St. Louis Arch from back in the days when we were still living in sin.

Out.

Nice ass, babe. And now the entire Internet is looking at it.