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One of our summer interns is a 20 year old bubble head from Radford U. who admits to working on her MRS. degree. We don’t give her a lot to do so by design she’s got time to practice twiddling her thumbs. Anyway, earlier today she called out over the cube wall, “I hate Cracker Jacks! The instructions on the toy are SO hard.”

On the up side, she wears something low cut every day. Paired with her obviously large collection of Wonder Bras, the view is always impressive. Too bad those are her only assets.

Oh yeah, remember the Deputy that I despise so badly? She’s stuck at one of the off-site offices and the free shuttle is broken down. Suddenly everyone in the office that drives to work is claiming to have sluggged in today. God, how I do love karma.

Out.