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Browsing Posts published in May, 2005

I hit the gym for the first time in a couple of months Monday.  Now I am paying the price for it.  All I did was shoulder and back work, but it is killing me.  I was so sore that THE WOMAN had to help me get my shirt off last night.  It was the highlight of her day.

Today is chest and arms.  A big part of me is wanting to beg off, but I know that I can’t.  Not that I’m really into the pain, or that I have a great desire to be in shape, or anything.  This is all a part of trying to be a better golfer.

My swing is pretty much leveled out as far as technique goes and progress on that front is going to be in small steps from now on.  With that being the case the only way to add more distance is to become more powerful.  I can do that by being stronger and more flexible.  More daily stretches will help on the second part of the equation, but I’ve got to lift iron to improve the first part.  Hopefully I can ride out the soreness for a couple of weeks and see the results on the range.

I’m still nowhere near as consistent as I need to be.  With all the work I put into my game THE WOMAN is nearly as good and she spends no real time working on her game.  It’s not something that I’m proud of.

Time to work now.  It’s something my bosses expect me to do everyday.

First thing. Be careful what you say around little ears. A few weeks ago I took THE BOY to lunch at Hooters. (That’s a long story we’ll save for another day.) While we were waiting wistfully for our check I convinced him to ask the waitress for her number. He did, she thought it was cute, and we all got a good laugh. Yesterday he went with THE WOMAN to a quick lunch with one of her volunteers, and you guessed it. When the waitress brought the check he hit her up for digits. The waitress was stunned, the volunteer missed it, and THE WOMAN was furious with me. Hey, at least the waitress was cute. He’s got good taste. Plus, he’s not going to be that way when he grows up.

Second thing. The New York Times, bastion of knowledge and wisdom that it once was, ran an article this morning that says straight men and gay men are different from each other. Now it takes a real rocket scientist to figure that one out. It seems that some group of science nerds were running tests on a testosterone derivative produced in men’s sweat and an estrogen-like compound in women’s urine. These two substances are thought to be pheromones that cause an increase in sexual arousal in men and women. The study shows that gay men’s brains are stimulated by the smells in the same fashion that the women’s brains are. No shit Sherlock! Of course gay men are going to react like women. Ask any one of them and they’ll tell you that, without having to smell a test tube full of a girl’s piss.

Enjoy your day.

I told you guys that her future husband was a goofus.  Turns out his vow of celibacy is what sent the young Ms. Wilbanks over the edge.  And on top of that her friends make her out to be a slut with fake hooters.  You just don’t get better friends than that. 

Who wants to start the over/under on when the mystery boyfriend pops up on the news?  I mean, what girl gets after-market boobs with no intention of putting them to use?  Which really begs the question of why she was dating/shacking up with/going to marry a guy who looked at life from 180 degrees the other direction.  Was she just trying to please her Daddy?  And who had she been doing on the side this whole time?  Why not marry him instead?

Chick is in deep need of therapy.

I’ll keep you posted.

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