TC the Terrible

I told you guys that her future husband was a goofus.  Turns out his vow of celibacy is what sent the young Ms. Wilbanks over the edge.  And on top of that her friends make her out to be a slut with fake hooters.  You just don’t get better friends than that. 

Who wants to start the over/under on when the mystery boyfriend pops up on the news?  I mean, what girl gets after-market boobs with no intention of putting them to use?  Which really begs the question of why she was dating/shacking up with/going to marry a guy who looked at life from 180 degrees the other direction.  Was she just trying to please her Daddy?  And who had she been doing on the side this whole time?  Why not marry him instead?

Chick is in deep need of therapy.

I’ll keep you posted.

I was reading Doonesbury over on  Slate.com when I noticed that Boopsie has some really great knockers.  I’ve got to get get laid soon before I start chasing down Olive Oil.

Out.

This whole thing with the “Runaway Bride” is getting out of hand. Her contention that ‘running away had nothing to do with ‘cold feet.’ is a load of crap. She realized what a goober her soon to be husband is, and she paniced. Her ‘certain fears controlling my life’ were nothing more than the fear of being stuck with the adult version of a bad prom date.

Or maybe, just maybe, it is all about the other guy. The one that she met on line, or used to date before he left Duluth. Maybe she just needed that one wild weekend out of her system before she got tied to the hitching post. Who really cares at this point?

She ditched the dork (and he really is one if he goes back to her) and shamed her family. She’s pissed off all the great people that were out there trying to find her, fearing the worst. She’s shown that family money does not equate to a classy family. The city of Duluth should sue her pants off and get back every cent they spent looking for her. Somebody should press charges for her false kidnap claims.

The folks that should really be pissed are the Hispanic males around the country. This girl takes off to get away from personal issues and blames it on one of them? Get real. Those guys should throw tacos at here every time she goes out in public. Maybe they could send her a assload of bus tickets covered in refried beans.

That’s enough for now. More to come later.