Can you believe this crap? How stoned/high/crazy do you have to be to think there is any way in hell you can not do serious time for this type of behavior? And I thought the folks in Frayser were raging idiots. Goes to show just how wrong a fella can be.

An Inverness man was arrested Saturday after breaking into his neighbors’ house and threatening them, shocking himself by sticking his fingers into a lamp socket, threatening a deputy with a metal rod, running naked through his yard and chewing through a cable in a patrol car, authorities said.

Authorities arrested Shyne Harris Phelps, 39, of 2510 Jupiter St., at 1:45 a.m., on charges of kidnapping, burglary of a dwelling, aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer with intent to commit a felony, resisting an officer with violence, battery and criminal mischief, an arrest report said.

On arrival, Deputy Lynn Tabb a man holding a metal rod and wearing only a sheet wrapped around his waist, a report said. He was yelling that he was “ready to go to jail.”

Tabb got out of his car and ordered the man to drop the rod. He did, but quickly picked it up again and made a threatening gesture. Tabb pulled his gun. The man dropped the rod, shouted that he was “ready to die” and took off running.

The deputy fired a Taser at him, but it didn’t connect. The man threw dirt and rocks in the deputy’s face, the report said.

The suspect made it over a fence, losing his sheet in the process and sprinted, naked, into his home, the report said.

The suspect soon came out of the house and was arrested without further incident.

Phelps was taken to Citrus Memorial Hospital and then booked into the county jail.

He was held without bail.