Woke up to a huge crashing noise just after 0400 today. Fortunately, or not depending on your point of view, it was not one of the kids taking a header down the stairs. It was my collection of stolen beer glasses falling off the wall. The shelf they were on gave way and almost every one of them shattered. Nice mess to have to clean up when I get home.

Took a day of leave yesterday and got zip done. The wife did give some (twice) so it was a good day overall. I have to admit, the new birth control pills have really amped up her sex drive. That is a very good thing.

It is in the single digits here again today. I’m getting pretty tired of this shit. The weekend is supposed to be in the 40’s, but last weekend our ‘dusting’ of snow turned into three inches. Who the hell knows what it will do next.

My best buddy since childhood is wanting to put together a camping trip this spring. Getting liquored up in the woods with out the interference of females sounds really good right now. It might be a good time to teach the four year old how to shoot a gun and throw bottles at road signs from the back of a pickup truck.

Chris Rock is hosting the Oscars this year. Has he merged into the mainstream, or are they just that desperate to attract an audience whose average age is less than 60? And if he’s gone that mainstream how far are we from Howard Stern being named as the replacement for Dan Rather.

Enjoy your weekend.