I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that’s on your knees
And I like the way you say please
While you’re looking up at me
You’re like my favorite damn disease

I like the white stains on your dress
I love the way you pass the check
And I love the good times that you wreck

And I love your lack of self respect
While you’re passed out on the deck
I love my hands around your neck

Yeah, we’ve all dated this bitch once or twice before. Glad that someone else wrote the song about her though. I don’t think I could afford the lawsuits once she decided it was about her. Hell, getting rid of the restraining order was tough enough.

Later.